Monday, November 22, 2010

Curing my writer's block


I'm blogging to blog today, as in to let you know what's going on in my life and my head.  
Life is good, no doubt about that, except for one paper that stands between me and Thanksgiving break.  Ahh, Thanksgiving... apparently my mom made cookie dough so we can make leaf and acorn-shaped cookies when I get home.  I have been craving those cookies all week and I look forward to making a frosting and sprinkle mess all over the counter.

Anyway, this paper is making me question things in ways I wasn't supposed to. Mainly I am thinking that if the concepts of love, suffering, grace, and redemption are so complex and mysterious, how in the world am I supposed to write a coherent essay about it in relation to this book?  Some things are just too good for anyone to write about... that's why C.S. Lewis, Dostoevsky, and Flannery O'Connor are so remarkable.  They were able to articulate the truths of life through their characters, symbols, and plots.  I, on the other hand, am limited to analysis and research about these works and can therefore not explain these ideas as thoroughly as these masters of the written word.  And yet, I must suck it up and do it.  Now.  
Any time now.  
Alas.  College.


A man can no more diminish God's glory by refusing to worship Him than a lunatic can put out the sun by scribbling the word, 'darkness' on the walls of his cell.

A young man who wishes to remain a sound atheist cannot be too careful of his reading.

Affection is responsible for nine-tenths of whatever solid and durable happiness there is in our lives.

Aim at heaven and you will get earth thrown in. Aim at earth and you get neither.

An explanation of cause is not a justification by reason.

Can a mortal ask questions which God finds unanswerable? Quite easily, I should think. All nonsense questions are unanswerable.

Christianity, if false, is of no importance, and if true, of infinite importance. The only thing it cannot be is moderately important.

Courage is not simply one of the virtues, but the form of every virtue at the testing point.

Don't use words too big for the subject. Don't say "infinitely" when you mean "very"; otherwise you'll have no word left when you want to talk about something really infinite.

Education without values, as useful as it is, seems rather to make man a more clever devil.

Even in literature and art, no man who bothers about originality will ever be original: whereas if you simply try to tell the truth (without caring twopence how often it has been told before) you will, nine times out of ten, become original without ever having noticed it.

Experience: that most brutal of teachers. But you learn, my God do you learn.

Failures are finger posts on the road to achievement.

Friendship is unnecessary, like philosophy, like art... It has no survival value; rather it is one of those things that give value to survival.

God cannot give us a happiness and peace apart from Himself, because it is not there. There is no such thing.

Sunday, November 21, 2010

"Before I got my eye put out..."


BEFORE I got my eye put out,
I liked as well to see
As other creatures that have eyes,
And know no other way.

But were it told to me, to-day,        5
That I might have the sky
For mine, I tell you that my heart
Would split, for size of me.

The meadows mine, the mountains mine,—
All forests, stintless stars,        10
As much of noon as I could take
Between my finite eyes





The motions of the dipping birds,
The lightning’s jointed road,
For mine to look at when I liked,—
The news would strike me dead!



So, safer, guess, with just my soul
Upon the window-pane
Where other creatures put their eyes,
Incautious of the sun



~Emily Dickinson





see more of this beautiful photography on http://bomobob.blogspot.com/

Tuesday, November 9, 2010

The best part of waking up is...

Two Women at a Window, Bartolome Esteban Murillo


My favorite part of...

lattes  the foamy milk that gets stuck at the bottom of the cup, requiring you to stick your entire face in there to get it all

hand lotion  that finally-soaked-in feeling when your hands don't feel greasy anymore

spoons  getting them to stick to your forehead like my Uncle Rick does

novels  finding out that what you thought was going to happen is nowhere near as juicy as what actually happens

handwriting  making up your own style without worrying about getting marks taken off in school

apples  the sweetness that lasts through the entire fruit, and I mean everything but the seeds

poems  how one day a poem will explain your feelings entirely but the next day it makes no sense

musicals  seeing your guy friends dressed in pastel suits and makeup

classical music  how I can listen to it as loudly as possible and it still won't distract me from my homework (unlike blogging)

mechanical pencils  smooth as lead and never in need of sharpening

windows  the way they let in the morning light and wake me up

museums  the conversations they inspire

gift shops  finally being able to touch and pick up something after just looking for hours
rain  the way it sounds on my roof and lulls me to sleep

today  how friends show up exactly when I need them

Monday, November 8, 2010

Apples, peaches, pumpkin pie! Who's ready for Thanksgiving, holler I!


I honestly love Christmas (a whole bunch, I do!), but I have noticed that stores are jumping the gun and skipping Thanksgiving.  It's early November, for goodness sake, and the mall is already playing Christmas music.  The Ashley Tisdale version of "Jingle Bell Rock" is nice, but please, friends, all in good time.  Let's give Thanksgiving its time...

Here are the details according to history.com:

In 1621, the Plymouth colonists and Wampanoag Indians shared an autumn harvest feast that is acknowledged today as one of the first Thanksgiving celebrations in the colonies. For more than two centuries, days of thanksgiving were celebrated by individual colonies and states. It wasn't until 1863, in the midst of the Civil War, that President Abraham Lincoln proclaimed a national Thanksgiving Day to be held each November.

 Yes, I know you learned that in preschool but we can all use friendly reminders of what we are actually celebrating :)

Here are some more fun facts about the best day in November.  

Snoopy has appeared as a giant balloon in the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade more times than any other character in history. As the Flying Ace, Snoopy made his sixth appearance in the 2006 parade.

The first time the Detroit Lions played football on Thanksgiving Day was in 1934, when they hosted the Chicago Bears at the University of Detroit stadium, in front of 26,000 fans. The NBC radio network broadcast the game on 94 stations across the country--the first national Thanksgiving football broadcast. Since that time, the Lions have played a game every Thanksgiving (except between 1939 and 1944); in 1956, fans watched the game on television for the first time.

 According to the Guinness Book of World Records, the largest pumpkin pie ever baked weighed 2,020 pounds and measured just over 12 feet long. It was baked on October 8, 2005 by the New Bremen Giant Pumpkin Growers in Ohio, and included 900 pounds of pumpkin, 62 gallons of evaporated milk, 155 dozen eggs, 300 pounds of sugar, 3.5 pounds of salt, 7 pounds of cinnamon, 2 pounds of pumpkin spice and 250 pounds of crust.

Cranberry production in the U.S. was approximately 709 million pounds in 2009. Wisconsin, Massachusetts, New Jersey, Oregon and Washington are the top cranberry growing states.

Illinois, California, Pennsylvania and New York are the major pumpkin growing states, together they produced 1.1 billion pounds of pumpkin in 2008, with a combined value of $141 million.


So please, friends, remember that you wouldn't be here if your parents hadn't chosen life, you wouldn't be reading this if your teachers weren't patient with you, you wouldn't be warm and cozy without the job you (or your parents) work hard at, and the Pilgrims wouldn't have made it without life-saving help from the Native Americans.  Remember most of all that God loves you and have a great November full of thanks!

photo from http://wordpress.rightfromtheheart.com/blog/2009/11/happy-thanksgiving/ (though I'm pretty sure that's not the original source :P)

Sunday, November 7, 2010

"Originality is nothing by judicious plagiarism" ~Voltaire


I will make no excuses for ignoring my blog for the last two weeks.  Yes, I admit it, but I’m back and ready to blog.

So, I've just been longing to write a story.  Some sort of story that begins with "Once upon a time..."  But I just don't seem to have anything after that... so I won't even try.  I will, however present to you Wikipedia's list of traditional story beginnings and endings from around the world:

Equivalent phrases are also used in many other languages to begin a fable or tale:
  • Albanian: Na ishte një herë.. 'Once there was...'.
  • Afrikaans: Eendag, lank gelede... 'One day, a long time ago...'
  • Algerian Arabic: Hajitek ma jitek (حجيتك ما جيتك) 'I've told you what's coming'
  • Classical Arabic: kân yâ mâ kân fî qadîmi zzamân wsalifî al`aSri wal'awân...(كان يا ما كان،في قديم الزمان، وسالف العصر والأوان) 'There was, oh what there was (or there wasn't) in the oldest of days and ages and times...'
  • Assamese: Bahut dinor agot... 'Long time ago...'
  • Armenian: Կար-չկար... 'There was, there was not...'
  • Bulgarian: Имало едно време... 'There was, once upon a time...'
  • Catalan: Hi havia/això era una vegada 'There was a time...'Temps era temps... 'Time was time...'
  • Chinese: T: "很久很久以前" ("lit. A very very long time ago...")
  • Croatian: Jednom davno... 'Once, a long time ago...' 
  • Czech: Bylo nebylo,... 'There was, there was not...'
  • Ekoti (Mozambique, Bantu): Rakú z'éepo waarí-vó oswááipu nwúlw'eéne saána 'Once upon the time, there was a truly great friendship...'.
  • Danish: Der var engang... or Engang for længe siden... 'There was, once...' or 'Once a long time ago...', respectively. Common endings: Og de levede lykkeligt til deres dages ende. 'And they lived happily until the end of their days.' and Og hvis de ikke er døde, lever de endnu. 'And if they're not dead, they still live.'
  • French: Il était une fois 'There was a time... ' Common ending ... ils vécurent heureux et eurent beaucoup d'enfants '... they lived happily and had many children'.
  • German: Es war einmal... 'Once there was...' ...und sie lebten glücklich und zufrieden bis ans Ende ihrer Tage. '...and they lived happily and contentedly until the end of their days.', alternatively ...und wenn sie nicht gestorben sind, dann leben sie noch heute. '...and if they haven't died yet, they are still living today.'
  • Georgian: "Iko da ara iko ra, iko..." 'There was, and there was not, there was...'
  • Goemai (Nigeria, West Chadic): Tamtis noe lat/ dok ba muaan yi wa 'My tale has finished, (it) has returned to go (and) come home.'
  • Greek: Μια φορά κι έναν καιρό... 'Once, in another time...'
  • Gujarati: ઘણાં વર્ષો પહેલાંની વાત છે.('This is an old story.') or એક જમાનામાં..('In one era, ..') or વર્ષો પહેલાં ('A long back')
  • Hebrew: Hayo hayah pa'am... (הָיֹה הָיָה פעם) 'There once was...'
  • Hindi किसी ज़माने में ('In one era, ...') or बहुत पुरानी बात है ('It's an old story, ...')
  • Hungarian: Egyszer volt, hol nem volt, volt egyszer egy... 'Once there was, where there wasn't, there was a...'
  • Icelandic: Einu sinni var… 'Once there was…'
  • Indonesian: Dahulu kala... 'Long time ago...'
  • Iraqw (Tanzania, Kenya, Cushitic) tokaro-yâ 'once upon a time'.
    • In oral literature, phrases like "I remember something that our father told me and that is this:" are common (Iraqw: Kar aníng te-'ée' to-ká a inhláw ar aakó doo-rén ni alki'-a i tí).
  • Irish: Fadó, fadó, fadó a bhí ann (agus bhí rí i nGaillimh) 'A long, long, long time ago it was (and there was a king in Galway.)
  • Italian: C'era una volta... 'Once there was...'. Common ending: ...e vissero per sempre felici e contenti. '...and they lived forever happy and glad.'
  • Japanese: Mukashi mukashi (昔昔, 昔々, むかしむかし). 'A long time ago...'
  • Korean: Yet-nal Yet-jeok-e... (옛날 옛적에...). 'A long, long time ago...'; Yet-nal Yet-jeok-e, Ho-rang-i Dambae pidun shi-jul-e ... (옛날 옛적에, 호랑이 담배피던 시절에...). 'A long, long time ago, in the days when tigers smoked...'
  • Kannada: Ondanondu kaaladalli.... 'Once, in a long past age,...'
  • Kyrgyz: илгери-илгери... 'ilgeri-ilgeri... 'A long, long time ago...'
  • Latin: Olim... 'At that time'
  • Latvian: Reiz sen senos laikos... 'Once long ago in times long gone'
  • Lithuanian: Vieną kartą... 'Once upon the time'
  • Luxembourgish: Et wor emol... 'It was once'
  • Macedonia: Си беше еднаш... 'Once upon the time there was...'
  • Malayalam: Pandu Oridathu... 'Long ago...'
  • Malay language ( Malaysia )Pada suatu masa dahulu...' Once Upon a Time'
  • Maragoli Kenyan language related to other Luhya languages. Mmadikhu ga khaare (in olden days).
  • Maltese Mela darba... (Once...).
  • Mongolia: Эртээ урьдын цагт 'Once Upon a Time'
  • Moroccan Arabic: Hajitek ma jitek (حجيتك ما جيتك) 'I've told you what's coming'
  • Norwegian: Det var en gang... 'There was, once...'
  • Persian: "روزی روزگاری" (Rouzii, Rouzegaarii). 'One day, One time'; or: "یکی بود، یکی نبود، غیر از خدا هیچ کس نبود" (yekii boud, yekii naboud, gheyr az Khoda hich kas naboud). 'There was one, there wasn't one, there was no one beside the Lord'
  • Polish: Dawno, dawno temu... 'Long, long time ago...'
  • Portuguese: Era uma vez... 'There was, once...' Common ending: "... e viveram felizes para sempre" (... and they lived happily forever)
  • Romanian: A fost odata, ca niciodata... 'There once was (as never before)...'
  • Russian: Varies by the gender and number of the character(s) introduced at the beginning: Жил-был (zhil byl) (one male), жила-была (zhila byla) (one female), жило-было (zhilo bylo) (one neuter), жили-были (zhili byli) (plural): Correctly "had lived" (a stray survival of the disused Russian pluperfect), but nowadays liable to be understood as "lived, was". Жили-были is often preceded by «Давным-давно, в тридевятом царстве, в тридесятом государстве» (“A long long time ago, in the twenty-seventh kingdom, in the thirtieth state”, here an old numerical system is used, literally “in the kingdom three-times-ninth, in the state three-times-tenth”.)
  • Sanskrit: Pūrākāle (पुराकाले) 'In the ancient time...', Kadājit (कदाचित्) 'Once upon the time'/'At any time'
  • Scots: "In the days of auld lang syne"
  • Serbian: Common beginning: Једном давно.../Некада давно... 'Once, a long time ago...', Била једном једна...(feminine)/Био једном један...(masculine)/Било једном једно...(neuter) 'There once was one...', Common ending: ...и живеше сретно/срећно до краја живота. '...and they lived happily for the rest of their lives.', ...и живеше дуго и сретно/срећно. '...and they lived long and happily.'
  • Shona:"Paivapo"....(a long time ago,there existed)
  • Sinhala:"එකමත් එක රටක"....(In a one country...)
  • Slovak: Kde bolo - tam bolo... 'Where it was - there it was...'
  • Slovene: Pred davnimi časi ... 'A long time ago...' or Nekoč ... 'Once...' 
  • Spanish: Érase/Había una vez... 'There was, once...' Common ending: ... y vivieron felices para siempre/y comieron perdices. '...and they lived happy forever/and ate partridges.'
  • Swahili (east African): "Hapo zamani za kale..." (a long time ago).
  • Swedish: Det var en gång... or En gång för länge sedan... 'There was, once...', or 'Once, long ago...' respectively.
  • Tagalog: Noong unang panahon... 'At the first time (a long time ago)...'
  • Tamil language: முன்னொரு காலத்திலே...
  • Telugu language: అనగనగా ఒక రోజు...
  • Thai: กาลครั้งหนึ่งนานมาแล้ว 'Once upon the time (long ago)...'
  • Turkish: Bir varmış, bir yokmuş. Evvel zaman içinde, kalbur saman içinde... 'Once there was, once there wasn't. In the old times, the sieve in a stack of hay...' *[1]
  • Urdu: ایک دفعہ کا ذکر ہے۔۔۔ ('Ek dafa ka zikar hai...') 'Once upon a time...'
  • Vietnamese: Ngày xửa ngày xưa... 'A long, long time ago...'
  • Welsh: Amser maith yn ôl... 'A long time ago...'
My, how I wish I could read and pronounce all of these beautiful and funny phrases!  It sure is amazing how universal this language of story telling is.  In fact, I am thoroughly enjoying my English class, where we are learning about the hero's journey.  Perhaps you have noticed how all of your favorite fairy tale, Disney, and historical heroes have similarities.  Well, according to my English teacher and our hero-analyzing muse Joseph Campbell, author of "The Hero With A Thousand Faces," all of these heroes go through a similar path of self-discovery and triumph.  We have looked into Knights of the Round Table, the Buddha, and even Rocky to find these common motifs.  So far we have learned that all heroes must pass a threshold to begin their journey to heroism (Ashe from Pokemon becomes old enough to be a trainer), but only after recognizing a need in their lives or communities (Belle from Beauty and the Beast must save her father and fulfill her need for adventure).  All of these heroes have helpers and/or some muse-figure (Hercules has Phil to train him and Meg to distract him) and must ultimately face their greatest fears and weaknesses (Ron from Harry Potter hates spiders but is ironically dragged into the Forbidden Forest to speak with a pack of giant arachnids) and ultimately they reach an abyss (Dorothy almost gives up all hope of getting back to Kansas).  Upon returning to their communities they may be welcomed back as the heroes they are or perhaps shunned for their strange new ideas (Contrast the welcome of Prince Charming --pick one-- with the estrangement of "The Dark Knight").  You'll never be able to read a hero story or watch a Disney movie the same way again!

Sources:
image:  http://www.swoyersart.com/james_christensen/onceuponatime.htm
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Once_upon_a_time